the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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