My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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