If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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