I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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