about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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