Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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