I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I forget how to act sober
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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