what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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