I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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