Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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