so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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