Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
