I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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