Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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