at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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