Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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