i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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