butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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