I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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