I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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