I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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