pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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