He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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