Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
