I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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