So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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