Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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