But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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