Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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