She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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