I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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