So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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