i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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