it hurts more in the daytime
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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