The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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