I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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