I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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