He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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