The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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