Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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