You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You just made me feel so damn special
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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