so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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