is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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