I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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