I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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