I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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