oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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