Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
