Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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