it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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